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Ok so basically I bought my friend mayo and it broke while in my bag. It went into my laptop but luckily my laptop was closed! I thought it was fine but it went into my USB port and won’t go on! HELP I HAVE ALL MY WORK ON THIS LAPTOP!!! IM IN HIGHSCHOOL AND OMG
Hi! Try cleaning the USB port using a toothpick covered with a tissue. It would be great if you had something like isopropyl alcohol to dip that tissue in, but rubbing alcohol will do too. Just make sure to remove all that mayo inside that port and don’t forget to remove the battery of your laptop or to unplug it while fiddling inside the USB port. Check the other ports of your laptop, see if any mayo got in there. Make sure that mayo did not get to the main board trough the vent holes or trough the keyboard. If this can’t fix your laptop, consider tearing it apart and checking it for further damage or at least bring it to a repair shop, see if they can help.